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A blessing to bestow great riches
May Kevin Trinh be with your family.
Damn, he just got a new car. He must be blessed by Kevin Trinh.
this mofo is a true brit he plays for marks and spencers FC as a striker and the england food FC the carrot lad loves a bit of brexit tackling and he plays with colin the caterpillar who is also a true british beast on the field
kevin the carrot is literally a goat
Kevin also known as Cupcake is a complete wuss first always insulting literally everyone he sees thinking that he got the dominant hand on others. He also likes old teachers like for example a middle aged ugly ah teacher.
"We know you're a Kevin (cupcake) Andino"
"Huh?"
"Its cuz you're a big wuss in everyone's life"
"Well says you flirting with this e girl online"
"At least I'm not eating krusty ugly pussy like you be eating sum mix of ashes and dust"
"well I do love it at least"
"ok cupcake"
These two are MEANT to be. This match usually has things holding them back but they work through it. They also define the definition of a cute couple! Even without eachother they are cute but when they are together it makes them EVEN CUTER! Once these two are together...breaking them up will be difficult no matter the circumstances. They love each-other a lot and they make sure they know that by expressing their love for each-other very often. Sometimes this couple can be considered a little clingy and maybe even a little cringy but honestly it doesn't bother them what the other people think. Usually haters will try to break them up by starting rumors but it doesn't work because they trust each other with anything. But my point is... you want your relationship to be like theirs,even if you wont it-mitt it!
Person 1:''How are they so cute?!"
Person 2:"They are so perfect for each other its kinda weird..."
Person 3:"They make me so jealous!"
Person 4: "Why cant me and my boyfriend be like Kevin and Summer?''
When you/a sibling/your friend gets to stay home alone and no one else is there. Usually not by accident but is for a long long time. Usually if you want to be a Kevin McCalister do this:
Go to the store buy random junk your mom won't let you have or food and gorge yourself
Order pizza and hide the boxes
Pretend you are getting robbed and set up traps
And set up traps for when your parents get home.
You don't have to do these things, just if you wanna be like the movie. To be a Kevin McCalister you have to be at home for longer than 1 hour 30 minutes, you need to be younger than 13, and no one should check up on you to be a Kevin McCalister.
Bro Isaac threw a massive load party when his parents weren't home. He's such a cool Kevin McCalister.
verb. T Over-investing in something but ending up being deceived.
"Bruh, this dude minted for 3 Eth and got Kevined"
"I feel ready to get in a relationship with him but I don't want to get Kevined"
To be eliminated twice in the same week by the same person in two different fantasy leagues.
I thought I was good until Josh Allen went nuclear and I got Kevined.