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Want to come to me Light Studio? its basically a Showroom
When your friend makes fun of you and puts you down, but then tries to clear their conscience by claiming their shit talk was actually friendly so you shouldn't make a big deal out of it.
Amanda: Haha how on earth you don't understand that? you're so dumb
Rachel: *insulted*
Amanda: You know.. in a light friendly way
Rachel: *rolling her eyes*
A gay ass who is a phedophile
He’s light cash and meets little kids in the back alleys
A small penied man unable to do the heli-cockter looking more like an angry light switch.
I can't really do a heli-cockter it comes off looking more like an angry light switch.
A kind of edging wherein one pushes themself to 99% of an orgasm and maintains that state for a prolonged period of time.
I was red lighting for so long last night that I came at a woman’s touch.
Spunk. Jitter. Man glue. Sperm.
'What's that white stuff all over the computer keyboard in the spare room love?'
'Nothing dear, just a bit of glare from the lights'.
The well-written protagonist of the anime/manga thriller Death Note where he recieved a book capable of killing others with just their name and face. Ruthless, clever, and dedicated to his goals, Light occasionally uses brilliant schemes to get out of difficult situations, resulting in a massive fanbase. However, he is a bit of a fumbling troll, getting defeated despite having 2 magic books, 2 gods of death, and a cute simp girl on his side.
Dave: I can't imagine a world without Light Yagami.
Anna: Yes, that would be dark.