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When someone has "Mary Tyler Moore Syndrome,"
everyone they meet will invariably fall in love with them. The condition is named after legendary actress Mary Tyler Moore, who played the fictional Minneapolis television news producer, Mary Richards, for six seasons on the CBS television network, from 1970-1977. One of the constant themes on that show involved Mary meeting a new man, who would quickly fall in love with her. Of course, by the end of the episode (or a series of episodes), the relationship would take some bizarre turn, and Mary would be a single gal once again.
Kurt is the only guy I know who has ever had Mary Tyler Moore Syndrome. Every man he meets falls in love with him -- hard.
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A hairy mary refers to the growth of a women's pubic hair surrounding the vagina whereas a shaven haven is when there is no hair at all due to shaving, waxing or laser therapy. 'Hairy Mary' tens to be made fun of as the name connotes virginity and lack of beauty when in actual fact either amount of hair can be favoured.
Sam: I can't choose between a shaven haven or hairy mary.
Michael: Well you can have them bare like the magazines or natural like the rest of us, but I don't think you can choose those things about a girl mate.
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See also: sweet stadium; dessert stamp; parking ticket
Mount St. Mary's High School is a great place to experience college life...if you have the ability to erase four (to six) years of memory from your brain. Apart from the tremendous athletic facilities, a parking Nazi, inexpensive meal plans, and a wonderful core curriculum, the Mount offers you the chance to really discover your inner asshole. Located in the scenic villa of Emmitsburg, the Mount offers a community atmosphere where everybody knows your name...and everyone you ever hooked up with. If promiscuity or blacking out is your intended major, you definitely want an application form (don't worry, you don't need any previous education to get in). If there's one word to describe this incredible academic institution it is: awkward. Everywhere you go someone is bound to say something behind your back or yell it across the cafeteria (poor mop girl).
If these advantages haven't piqued your interest, I'm sure that you can't say no to the chance to join a clique that you thought you had to leave in high school. There are several to choose from: any athletic team, the smoke-on-the-stairs squad, the God squad/Wellness, etc.
As far as the student body is concerned, you may not want to look. The girls are hottt and the guys are the nicest ones around...HA! Girls: skinny in the fall, plump in the spring, no dessert stamp is safe. There is no Freshman 15 at this school...better make it 30. Get a little booze in the system and no penis is safe. Guys: like loud rap music (85% white), steroids, and freshman girls (a lot). If you plan on finding a future husband/wife here, good luck.
Well, I'm sure this definition has provided enough incentive to make you throw your hands in the air in excitement for America's oldest independent college...ahem university. If you've decided to continue your academic endeavors at this institution, make sure you bring lots of money to buy lots of Busch Light and cigarettes. Maybe I'll see you around the Mount and we can hang out with "Bitter Beer Face" and the rest of Public Safety at the apartments. Peace out.
One of a kind.
Unique.
One and only.
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a beautiful, brown eyed, brunet, competitive, very responsible, smart, star material, young woman that is starting her career as an actress, i know she will make it :)
"Julie Elizabeth Marie Long" is going to become a very successful actress
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A high school in seminole county that has a bunch of white rich kids and a bunch of black poor kids. The football team is bad, and the cheerleaders are very egotistical and bitchy like most are. The band is full of a bunch of untalented rejects that can't do any sports or any other clubs because they are such losers. The principal is a pretty cool guy, besides being a fake politician that everyone can see through. The teachers are really good, but there are always crazy ones. The students are usually pretty respectful, unless they are poor and come from a miserable household. The biggest slut's first name is Terra, and the most stupid, fake girl is Kira. The coolest guy is Ivan. The end.
"Hey, you know that girl at lake mary high school that has sex with any black guy that walks her direction?"---- "Yeah, Terra of course. Doesn't her friend, Kira, have some kind of excess plaque problem in her mouth and a ringworm on her but?" "You bet!
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Where the money reside. Head bitch in charge, everyone else follows.
That’s on Mary had a little lamb
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One's virginity from the use of marijuana. The V stands for virginity. One who has a Mary Jane V-Card is one who has yet to smoke weed. To take away ones Mary Jane V-Card is to try smoking pot for the first time.
broooo, ur 17 and still have a Mary Jane V-Card?! tonight, were gonna get fuucked up and take that ugly V-Card away from u.
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