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Bro my uncle said he used to get Big Mike’d daily in prison.
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The act of dropping three consecutive slam dumps during a shower whilst ordering a takeaway and swallowing two whole muffins in the time it takes to have 5 wanks.
Bro 1: Dude, yesterday was so boooring.
Bro 2: Not for me, bro. I did a Big Mike.
Bro 1: Bro, really? That's sounds like a great way to pass the time.
Bro 2: Ya bro, you should try it some time, it really clears your head.
Bro 1: Ya, I think Ill try a Big Mike when i get home.
Bro 2: Never a dull day when you slip a Big Mike in to your daily routine.
A guy with a micropenis
I couldn't even feel it, he was a total meatless Mike.
7 Grams of weed or other drugs
“Yo bro can I come by after work and pick up the Mike Vick?”
Having sex with a beautiful woman but wishing you were having out with guys instead
"Oh my God did he nail that bridesmaid yesterday. "
"No he gave her the mike job instead"
Backing into a parking spot. Backing into a parking spot so well, surrounding bystanders are just creaming their pants.
I once Mike Tated at an Applebees and I saw this chick’s knees buckle with excitement and pleasure.
The man, the myth, the fucking legend. Wears way too, many hats, loves tennis but works as a soccer coach part time so he gets to hang with the love of his life, Nico Campbell. Sexy beast, although he lives in a storage unit. Currently holding tennis prodigy Harry Collomb hostage.
Mike Sabin is so fucking sexy