Mike

Mike is a boring prick that doesn't like joining in.

Do we have to invite Mike, he's such a buzzkill

Mike

Mike - short for gambling addict

The type of person to win the grand jackpot on a pokies machine and then lose it all on a $1.36 Greyhound.

He's such a Mike.

Ive never met a true Mike like him before. We need to get him help

Mike's

This is used when a guy has a really, but really big dick, and wants you to lick it.

OMG you're such a Mike's

Mike

A common american name. So common, even more common then Jenny. Mike has around 513,580 people with the name and Jenny only 149,533. Step up you game Jenny. Mike is mike.

"Jenny is dead, she has been dead lol." Mike laughed.

Mike

Hawk

A sussy baka: mike hawk
Imposter: *kills mike hawk*
Sussy baka: *dies*

Mike

Not a kid. Likes to ride bikes and talk in walkie talkies.

Mike: My name is mike short for Michael, maybe we can call you el short for eleven?
El: *confusion*

MIKE

Mike will give you a lot of cookies if your name is Debbie

She is talking to mike