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Dhar man ninjas are black suited employees who are sent by dhar mann to kidnap anyone who is caught making fun of dhar mann.
Dude don’t make fun of him the dhar Mann ninjas will come
When you take a knife and start slashing the hell out of your arm because you hate yourself and your life
When i get home, i want to play emo fruit ninja.
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Paul the security guy's lover
Wow, Wonderbread Ninja, you're sure getting violent with Paul the security guy!
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A young male who wears a dark trench coat and obsesses with death, violence, violent video games, and firearms (in a way vastly different from firearms collectors and those who enjoy shooting). This type of young male may have long messy hair. He also resembles the spazzy, violent, and unpredictable criminals that perpetrated the Trolley Square (Utah) and Von Maur (Omaha Nebraska) mall shootings. This type of male is barely interested in females, and may have recently been dumped.
The term "ninja" seems to have stuck to these types of young males because they behave as if they are invincible. Plus, the weapon of choice in these mall shootings has been a long weapon (rifle), which the mall ninja seems to prefer because it's length makes them feel they are wielding a sword (like a ninja).
"I'm worried about Jason, he always wears a trench coat, he plays violent video games, is obsessed with firearms and death. You know, since Jennifer dumped him, he's becoming a mall ninja."
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the act of slitting your wrists
Marcus: i was playing fruit ninja the other day and...
kid: do you need help? <3
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A hero for the new world, he brings about peace through the ancient art of Surprise Sex. His true identity remains a secret.
Oh My God, that guy was just attacked by the Surprise Sex Ninja.
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A ninja who is not currently working and is now in the guise of a civillian.
When a bank robber pointed his gun at me, he had no idea i was an off-duty ninja. He realizied later, though, when I had kicked his ass.
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