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When you smack a penis and it jiggles/sway side to side🍆
Penis whopper:
Dude! I just penis whopped the shit out of him!
Arousal of the penis which gets long and hard, that is ready to fuck.
Jerry, I got a fuck penis right now.
When you bang her so damn hard and good she cums so much her legs shake. She can’t walk or think straight.
I banged Rachel so long and hard last night she was penis turnt. She couldn’t walk to the bathroom to wipe up and I ended up having to go make my own sandwich.
The situation where your penis sneezes, and a suspicious liquid is expelled from the jap eye, thus creating a penis golly.
Did you see the other day when Shaun was having lunch he made a weird noise and a penis golly fell on the floor.
a male undergarment worn for the comfort and protection of the genitalia. see also: nut-snuggler.
Bruce always left his penis-shoe in his gym locker overnight.
To "do a penis johnson" means to perform terribly at a task or to commit an act with inexplicable motivation and decidedly adverse effect. This term originates from a 2014 incident in which rapper Andre Johnson (AKA Christ Bearer) severely injured his phallus while under the influence of narcotics.
-Did you hear about how badly Steve did on the job interview yesterday?
-Yeah, he really did a penis johnson.
An extravagant spherical peniscular device.
"Oh, hey, uh, what's up?" Ahaha (aHAhah) baba borl please storp touch my back (spine as it is inside the back) with your wesco dick. Receive a gingerly rubbing with your basketball penis, please instead (thank you, as we are basketball penis) "Ouuuyyoooo Yes."