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penis snapper

A term to state when a porn star's vaginal organs are so powerfully strong that when a male's penis is inserted , it snaps in half , killing the male while the porn star laughs manically.

Faggotini :"I don't think prostitution is the best job for you"
Antoinette: "What are you talkin' about girl?"
Faggotini: "It just that with that penis snapper of yours , the amount of rekt penises are too damn high , our insurance bills can't cover their huge medical bills!"

by St1ff_D1ck November 05, 2015


string penis

When you pull your dick so hard that it has the thickness and consistency of string.

Justin said on the news the other day about his wanting of a string penis.

by pseudonym anonymous lolz November 05, 2013


Shrew Penis

A man that has a pointed shrew penis and very small.

That boy Javon'te gotta Shrew Penis!

by Shrew man January 20, 2020


ghetto penis

A penis that is dirty and crooked

Harrison Kerchner has a ghetto penis .

by Ghetto penis February 05, 2018


Electric Penis

1. The act of sticking your penis into an electrical outlet.

2. Playing the electric guitar with your penis instead of your hands.

1. Dude! I totally had an electric penis when I toasted it in the wall outlet!

2. Holy crap, I just went and performed an electric penis on that guitar! Did you hear that perfect solo!?

by Cactus92 November 14, 2011


Penis Admirer

A person who admires penises.

Dude, Chad’s a gay penis admirer!

by MarkegioligiousSauce August 30, 2022


Adrians penis

Smaller than a frogs non existing nose.

John: Have you seen Adrians penis? It's sooo small

by THE ALLFATHER May 11, 2021