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Rudolph the 5 legged reindeer is a parody of Rudolph the Reindeer, a stop motion animation, done by Most Offensive Videos on the Internet several years back, around 2005. The parody spoofs a similar animated flick, but here it's the most disgusting version ever. Instead of as glowing nose, Rudolph is born with a 'big hose you might even say grows', a package so big the other reindeer are jealous, and kick him out of Kwanzaa town before Fanta Claus can get his Mercedes Benz pulled. On the way to exile, Rudolph encounters Himey the wanna rabbi, Cornelius the Jew and the Abominable Clansman of the South among others, and makes it to the land of Misfit Reject 80s Toys. And he uses his magnificent claymation dick a lot. Banned on most net sites. Funniest spoof of that old stop motion toon ever.
Daisy: Did you see Rudolph the 5 legged reindeer last night?
Jill: I did. That was the most sexist horribly masochistic thing ever, and I liked it.
Daisy: How about when Fanta Claus let one past the field goal?
Jill: Genius. Sick as fuck.
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In a college environment, a student's wardrobe is governed chiefly by the "5-day pants rule" (FDPR). The FDPR states that any student may wear the same pair of pants no longer than 5 consecutive days, after which they must change pants and shower. Most new college kids perceive this as excessive, and are new to the idea of not showering every day, but Sophomores and beyond know the need for this rule.
"Hey man, 5-day pants rule, and they've been rank since you spilled milk on day 3."
"Ahh, you're right. Better go change up."
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The toilets of RMIT where homosexuals go to have sweat bum sex.
Jim: Hey there was this random guy watching me on the RMIT level 5 Toilets the other day
Billy: DUDE they're the rmit gay toilets! dont ever go there!
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When you are doing it doggie style, and you make her lay down, while you are still inserted, and have her perch her butt in the air a little bit, and go at it like that.
"1/5 hump reverbiration is the best position ever, its like doggie, laying down"
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An urban legend that eating 5 green M&Ms makes you horny.
OMG did he have 5 green M&Ms cause he is all over her!!
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Doing ridiculous shit during little 5, mostly involving drinking. When this happens, you say "Little 5 High Five" Proceeded by giving a person a high five
7 people taking a 5 shooter in the span of five minutes. "Little 5 High Five"
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Something very stupid that is supposed to make things cheap and easy but just makes you seem like you're poor and a retard.
5 Minute Craft Lifehacks are so stupid, I did one of the pop-socket ones and my phone case melted.
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