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While sitting indian style, you lean back and place your hand under your leg onto your dong, stroking it backhand style.
I was bored on friday night, so I amused myself by watching murder she wrote while stroking it old school backhand.
Reversing your hand while masturbating
Man, that guy was going Old School Style with his leg up like that.
looks terrible,awful ,exhausted
He looked like day-old refries.
When you mix a guinness and vodka preferably Belvedere to 3:1 ratio.
Pass my an Old Fashion Victor, more vodka the better
To have an audience for ones suicide.
Hey Joe you wanna come over later and watch Old Yeller? (When Joe arrives you place shotgun to your head and pull the trigger)
Someone who’s 0.00000000000000003% better then an 8.5133 year old
Ok so basically someone who’s 0.0000000000000000000000001% better than 8.5133 year old is 8.515 year old I’m 8.515 year old
Ok
Americas light beer or Americas best tasting beer. A beer for the real man, the beer almost everyone drank before they were sissified and switched to Busch Light. The original beer of New Riegel, Ohio. A beer that goes good with hunting, fishing and working on your truck and farming or for that matter goes good with every day of the year. Busch Light drinkers act the part but Old Milwaukee light drinkers are the real men.
Sold by the 6 pack of tallboys for the ride home from a hard days work probably welding or a construction job. The 12 pack for the young man who is just figuring out party life and the 30 pack for the manliest of men you keep several of these chilled on hand at home and that 6 pack of tall boys you grabbed at the drive through on the way home from work gets you to them.
Bob: Got a fresh 30 of Old Milwaukee Light can you give me a hand working on the old ford this evening.
Anyone of Bobs friends: hell yeah I can!