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when u on ur period and he nut in u and u queef it out. :)
It was the grossest thing I've ever done in my life. I didn't mean to period milk fart on his bed but he just pulled out too fast.
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The purest kind of dog, very Christian, very good. The goodest dog.
"Wow, that dog is a Milk Dog!"
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to be involved in an extremely frustrating and tedious activity with unclear or disappointing results. (origin of the phrase is attributed to an archaic Russian jargon).
1) - Why did John drop out of the grad school after 8 years?
- His advisor was nuts. John was milking a dead rat all this time.
2) Dude, trying to sleep with her before marriage is like milking a dead rat.
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A sex act in which a girl spreads her ass cheeks apart like goatse, while her partner pours milk and Hershey's chocolate syrup into her open anus. The girl then proceeds to twerk like Miley Cyrus until chocolate milk is made, which is then consumed by the couple.
After getting bored performing the Cincinnati Bowtie, the freaky couple moved to the Cleveland Steamer and then began making Columbus Chocolate Milk.
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Man, I totally tasted that girl's milk shake last night!!
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A Farsi girl with incredible, surgically-enhanced breasts.
The Ayatollah could not keep his eyes off the young woman's Iranian Milk Jugs
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Half circle pencil markings in the writing utensil slot on a desk. Students fill in the sides of utensil slots on desks throughout schools with their pencil, creating what is known as a milk dud. After finishing a milk dud, students will typically erase them, but in many cases they're left behind for other students to continue the milk duds, shading in the entire pencil slot.
Ayo teach check these milk duds out, madem myself.
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