Potato Sack Drunk

So yucky drunk u can throw the girl over your shoulder like a sack of potatoes, and proceed to rape at home...

Sloot was potato sack drunk last night

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mexican sack lunch

The mexican sack lunch is making use of your condoms in more ways then one. After ejaculating in a proflactic during anal penetracion tie it off carefully so not to spill. Take the tied up condom and give it to a friend so they may savor the love at another date. No refridgeration nessesary.

Hey dude, are you gonna finish that mexican sack lunch?

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ball sack heart attack

An exclamation that expresses a generalized intensity, usually, but not necessarily, negative in nature.

Very similar in usage to "fucking A," but with a slightly more negative and sexual connotation.

"Joe, I'm breaking up with you."

"Ball sack heart attack!"

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saggy stinky scrotum sack

Pretty much self explanatory but it’s a derogatory name to call a guy who is an ass.

He’s such a saggy stinky scrotum sack!

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Split Sack Eye-Mask

verb, noun:
1. testes are placed upon the bridge of the nose so that bifurcation results in each testicle resting within each eye socket. The shaft of a (preferably) erect but acceptably flaccid penis rests upon the bridge of the nose of the recipient of the SSEM.

Note: Simply leaning backwards results in "The Unicorn Effect" in which the shaft rises upward while the testicles remain in the eye sockets.

Genital temperature should remain at a temperature of 37 degrees Celsius, which can be achieved in a warm water bath.

"While anticipating a tea-bag, I thought I went blind but discovered, to my relief, that I was recieving not a tea bag, but a Split Sack Eye-Mask."

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hit the sack... and then go to bed

A declaration used in parting from company when one is about to retire for the evening to sleep, but not before masturbating.

In delivery, there should be a slight pause between "sack" and "and" to emphasize that what was implied by the first statement was not what was actually intended.

Me: Well, guys... I oughta be getting along. Time to hit the sack... and then... go to bed.

My Company: (moment of dawning... laughs and jeers)

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a sack of dented bells

an insult or derogatory phrase used in reference to someone or something that is distasteful in appearance

Jesus, that girl has got a face like a sack of dented bells!

She looked good in the club, but that whore had a pussy like a sack of dented bells.

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