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Very acute sense or hearing possessed by a person who loves pizza. He can therefore distinguish a doorbell from surrounding noise when pizza is expected
-Hey guys did u hear that?
-Hear what?
-The doorbell man! the pizza must be here!
-All I hear is music bro!
(goes to the door, comes back with boxes)
See, I told you bro!
-You got one hell of a pizza ear bro!
when you are eating pizza and the sauce squirts onto your face
When the boy bit into the pizza, there was sauce on his face because of the pizza climax.
A line from a vine made by Calebcity, who is funnier than any joke youtubers on Youtube. (sorry, youtubers)
*doorbell*
Dude 1: Ayo The Pizza's Here
Dude 2: Sweet!
A thick-bodied fat fuck with general disregard for healthy dietary habits, coupled with a depressively sullen mental disposition, ultimately doomed to live out their days in their parent’s basement having not learned any skill nor making any distinct directional choices in life.
Look at this basement dwelling fuck, must be a Pizza Goblin.
When he runs out of his own tears to masturbate with, he’ll utilize the grease on his forehead as a quick replacement, fucking Pizza Goblin.
Space pizza is a type of pizza that can only be made in the zero gravity of space. Space pizzas are prepared by covering both sides of the dough with toppings and cooked without touching any surface-leaving the toppings intact. Unfortunately those not able to afford a trip to space are forced to enjoy toppings on only one side of their pizza. This has left many people aggravated, so much so that they have convinced themselves that space pizza is actually inferior. Space pizza was first conceptualized by an unknown PhD researcher in southern California.
Naysayer: Space pizza is stupid
Astronaut: Have you ever tried space pizza?
Naysayer: No...
Astronaut: It will change your life
pizza crust with nuggets with chicken in them
friend : hey what are you eating
me: pizza nuggets
friend: are they good?
me: yes they are bussin