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James is a-
*Clicks no*
STOP adding people's names
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People do say some shockingly stupid things in every day life.
here are just a few of them!
you ask, "How ya doing...?"
And then courteously they answer "High"...!
"Have a nice day!!"
"no i'm aiming for a shitty one"
"I found it!!! it was in the last place i looked!!"
"well of course it was. youd be pretty stupid to keep looking after you found it"
"drive safely!"
"no i'm going to drive along at 100mphm with my eyes closed!"
"my eyes aren't what they used to be"
"what were they? ears?"
"He has his mothers eyes"
"no i'm pretty sure their mine"
"Find yourself a nice man!"
"no i'm trying to find one who's going to be on the run, wanted for murder 24/7"
"is there anyone there?"
"nope, no one here!"
someone phones you in the middle of the night "are you asleep?"
"no, i answered the phone in my sleep"
"can i ask you a question?"
"you just did."
"Life is short."
"no its not. tell me one thing you can do that's longer."
a person is lying on the road bleeding to death "stay with us! don't go!"
"do i look like i could leave if i wanted to??"
"they should put lights on this step so blind people dont trip on it!
note: any offense by "stupid things people say" is unintentional. do not take it seriously.
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This is the place where you post everyone that pisses you off, if it's a group of people(like a group of friends), a type of poser, a certain kind of person (jocks, nerds, wiggers etc.) or a certain individual who's getting on your nerves.
Post them all here and let go whatever hate you have on whoever your targeting.
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People who fucking screenshot their name and post it on their story so that they can get a little bit of attention from their friends because in reality no one gives a fuck what urban dictionary says.
Dude those people who keep posting names on their story are annoying ass fucking people
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"Politically correct" terms for things such as retard, dumbass, shit for brains, etc. Instead of retard, it's mentally challenged and instead of fat motherfucker it's calorie-intake impaired or something ridiculous like that.
Jimmy the retard: "I'm a sucky retarded piece of monkey shit."
Politically Correct Pussy that can't handle the truth: "No Jim, rather than saying that, tell people that you are a piece of monkey shit who sucks, and is retarded."
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The smell of a old person
Person 1: I hate when we pass a old person
Person 2: is it because of old people smell syndrome
The White People Time Delusion is a common condition among white people. Some will say that they will start running on Black People Time, but this is not correct.
Usually under this affliction, white people will arrive at WHATEVER THE FUCK time they want, even if the time they are to arrive on is very important. For example, a graduation, funeral, party, their own fucking funeral, you name it.
Also, white people will commonly be angry at YOU for being mad at them for arriving at whatever fucking time they please.
To note: No. They are never just "five minutes away." That is part of the delusion.
"It's 3:30... Mom just got here. She has to have the White People Time Delusion. She was supposed to be here at noon."
...
"Yesterday."