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When a man creates a seal between his asshole and a woman's vagina. He then shits into the woman's vagina. Once the vagina is filled with shit he proceeds to fuck it until he makes a creampie. Thus you get a nice fluffy hot pocket.
Alternatively a turkey baster filled with shit may be used if you can't create a proper seal.
She gave me a winky face text so I went over there and gave her an Oklahoma Hot Pocket.
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The beautiful act of sliding pineapple slices down the crack of another man's buttocks, whilst eating a can of raw spam, trading it between the sweetened anus and your mouth multiple times. Once the spam is completely consumed, both lovers cram the tainted pineapple slices into the opposite partner's mouth. Open a secondary can of spam, and insert via a condom into the partners anal cavity, and afterwards taking a long nude walk along the beach. The spam must remain inside the entire time to incubate, until you are ready to eject it (be sure that any spam that trickles out of the condom be placed back inside).
I'm aching for a luau, so why not perform a "Hawaiian hot pocket" with me?
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When a person inserts their penis into the colostomy hole of a person with a colostomy bag, while simultaneously drinking the contents of the bag.
Henry always had a penchant for the old Cincinnati side-pocket, but lately it was getting harder and harder to find willing partners, ever since the old folk's home burned down.
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The act of shitting in someones vagina and then bang the vagina.
Carly let me do a virgina hot pocket on her.
I tried a virginia hot pocket but my shit was to watery.
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The act of covertly masturbating in a public area by sliding your hand in your pocket and stroking the penis.
*This is a widespread phenomenon that is most notably used in the Glendale area.
Levon relieved himself in class today by performing an Armenian pick pocket.
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1. Someone who has different pockets than normal, or
2. Someone who doesn't know what a pocket queer is
Example 1,
Tod: Hey, are you a pocket queer?
PQ: Wtf is a pocket queer
Tod: I knew it! Pocket queer.
Example 2,
Tod: You sure are a pocket queer with those pockets you got there.
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The sauce or cheese that drips out of a hot pocket
Jared: Hey, dude what kind of hot pocket is that?
Leo: Ham and che-...GOD DAMN IT JARED! I HAVE HOT POCKET JIZZ ALL OVER MY SHIRT!
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