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Lord rats are members who are in the discord of calaforex clan. To BECOME a LORDRAT, you shall join our discord, and to do that, go into calaforex clans video description and join trough there. WELCOME RATS, WE SHALL RULE THE WORLD
Rat: You a LORDRAT
Chicken: No? wtf is a lord rat
Rat: *kills*
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someone who is pretty, but not model pretty
Julian- "Wow Ariel your a Sexy Rat . Ariel- "oh"
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Person 1: Why do jews claim to be the only race that's also a religion
Person 2: Because they're osculant rats, descendants of the tribe known as khazars, not a race or ethnicity at all.
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Battle rats are sidekicks of booger wolfs... Just been threw a little more... Also Hood rats prepared for battle
Them hole in the wall bars. Stay with some battle rats in there
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often mistaken for a puddle of water, water rats are aquatic mammals which can be found in the ocean, sewers and school changerooms.
They are extremely violent so if you see one, experts recommend to run away like a girl.
dude 1: theres water right behind you
dude 2: WHAT?? *runs away like a girl*
dude 1: wtf
dude 2: soz i thought u said WATER RAT
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A sexual technique where the woman lies on her back and the gentleman squats over her face while lowering his scrotum into her mouth. The gentleman must simultaneously shimmy his penis back and forth as if to simulate a rat's tail. The gentleman must also lower his hairy anus onto the woman's nose. For those who go the extra mile one can imitate a rat's gnawing sneer.
Rishbah: I was going to break up with her last night but then she let me hit her with the "dirty rat".
Kishdam: NICCCEEEEEEE
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A lead guitarist for a local band who is a control freak, overpowers the sound level of other musicians in the band, tries to control their lives, writes and posts fake reviews on his facebook page and literally compliments one musician, guess who, the guitarist, the guy writing the fake review.
- pockets more of the earnings than other band members
- has a history of not paying other musicians
- creates negative situations to feed the rumor mill in order to defame band members he has had a falling out with
- controls the song list and picks songs that compliment his singing and guitar playing
- never acknowledges the contributions of other band members
- has expensive equipment but lacks the knowledge to use the sound modifiers well
- has a friend or selects a band member to use as a sounding board for bragging Rat Face's guitar playing and personal exploits
- looks at everyone as a potential lackey
- pushes other band members to be on time and eventually wastes a majority of their time
- unable to reach near accuracy and be precise in his guitar playing of various funk and R&B cover songs
- at a gigs, changes the order of the songs in the set list without first consulting the band members
- allows the band to play well beyond the gig ending time without consulting the band members and/or making sure they are compensated for the extended time
- plays so loud forcing the lead and backup singer to scream the lyrics for the R&B cover song
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