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The ride home in an Uber the next morning wearing the same clothes as yesterday, now all wrinkled, after having sex with a stranger.
Oh man, once again, I did the uber ride of shame , the driver even laughed when he picked me up and asked how my night was.
Taking a massive hit of LSD and tripping balls for several hours straight.
Angelos put so many hits of LSD into my fruit salad and now I'm going to be riding the Julius express.
Consuming an alcoholic beverage while a passenger in a motor vehicle.
I called shotgun, and I brought a sixer so I'll be riding first class.
When you are fucking a girl in doggy and you stick it in her ass without telling her, then try to stay in for 8 seconds
“You know I’m a real cowboy I gave that heifer from Hanks bar the good ol’ Wisconsin bull ride and I stayed in for 10 seconds!”
To have sexual intercourse with the woman on top.
As I sat back in my recliner, my baby climbed aboard and proceeded to ride Saint George.
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Someone who associates with gang members but is afraid to act accordingly when it is time to "catch a body."
That fool Joshua is just Ride-A-Long Banger, when they started shootin he ran like a bitch!
Sex when one partner lies face down with legs closed and the other partner enters from above and behind and is straddling the bottoms legs. A rocking and ridding position is maintained with the bottom thrusting their ass skyward to meet the riders thrusts. The key to a successful Dragon Ride to Mexico is the intention to fly south with both partners facing South (assuming northern hemisphere) and envisioning increasingly warm wind and soft sand beaches below the dragon.
In preparation for spring break we took a late night Dragon Ride to Mexico, both of us were nice and sweaty after a few moments of flight.