An Idiot Ring is a ring shaped mark (usually in the form that of a bruise)created by the kick of a scoped gun (primarily rifles) after the person shooting said gun put their eye too close to the scope,
Will forgot to keep some distance from his muzzleloader’s scope and got a gnarly Idiot Ring.
1. Orphan Ring is an orphaned fried good or goods, consummated amongst other unassorted fried dishes.
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2. An Orphans ring.
1. I ordered French Fries and received a lucky Orphan Ring at the bottom!
2. Sweet! Barnacles from a deep fryer yielded me Orphan Rings on my Blooming Onion.
Slapping someone’s balls as hard as you can
John: dude my new gf is really into ringing the bell.
Jack: that sucks for you, your balls are gonna be so sore from being hit that much
When a friend on facebook uses the chat feature to spam about free rings tunes, usually unintentionally via a malicious facebook app.
That douche Cliff was spamming rings yesterday.
A ring you that looks like a wedding ring you wear to the bar so people don’t hit on you or approach you.
Some dude was walking up to me at the bar but I had my bar ring on so I held up my hand and he walked away. Thought I was married.
A ninjutsu where fire shot from the jutsu caster goes around the moon forming a ring. The ring of fire shoots at the target and everyone else within a 100 mile radius.
Fire style, ring of fire eclipse jutsu!
Video footage caught on those smart doorbells you see around.
"Hey bro, did you hear about Diego? He's back in the pen..... robbery or some shiz"
"no way, how they catch his fat ass?"
"apparently he was outside some apartment and set off the motion sensing doorbell, he was caught on ring"
"daaaayyyyummmmm..... well at least i can smash his sister now"