Road Rules

1.) Rules of the road.
2.) "ROAD RULES" a popular reality tv show (on mtv) portraying the lives of six strangers in a van driving to various locations trying to win challenges.

"Throw out the rules. These are the road rules!"

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pizza rule

The Pizza Rule is usually invoked when referring to an unattractive female. "It ain't good pizza, bit it IS pizza."

"Ug. All right, I'll go for it, but I'm invoking the Pizza Rule."

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rule of three

When a woman is asked how many sexual partners she's had, take her answer and divide by three.

Even without applying the rule of three, she had already slept with a staggering number of people.

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rule 608

when a guy farts around his friends and they are forced to smell it. has to be a full breath. if you do not smell it they will have open permission to punch you dick

dude1:its smells like shit i cant smell that

dude2:you just broke rule 608

dude1:time to get a dick punching

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Rule 999

stfu, no matter what you do.

Person A: Ayo! Check This new Car I got!

Person B: Rule 999.

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Rule 155

Once you look up all the rules in the urban dictionary rule book and find they have come to an end you must make a rule restating this exact rule

Hmm, I am spending way too much time looking up the rules of the internet. Time to make rule 156 that is stated by rule 155

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Rule 898

If it is a numerical value, a rule can be created of it.

Rule 898: If it is a numerical value, A rule can be assigned to it.

Person 1: "I wonder what rule 34 is."
Person 2: "NO! NO, YOU REALLY DONT!"
Person 1: "What can be the harm"
Person 1: searches on google images..
Person 1: "WTF WHY DID YOU WARN ME!!
Person 2: *sigh*

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