rule 608

when a guy farts around his friends and they are forced to smell it. has to be a full breath. if you do not smell it they will have open permission to punch you dick

dude1:its smells like shit i cant smell that

dude2:you just broke rule 608

dude1:time to get a dick punching

Rule 151

Rule 151 - If you try to validate Brendon Urie (The sexual assault he put kids through) anyone can legally spit on you.

Random Person - The cases haven't been confirmed!
Random Person 2 - "Rule 151..."

Rule 34

It's the more explicit version( like hentai, furry porn, etc) of deviant art, and if you don't know deviant art is your shit out of luck. It's all good and well until it's about a show you watched when you were a kid ( or better you sick fuck ).

" Dude I got a boner looking at Paw Patrol heat, on Rule 34."
" You're a fucking piece of shit human"

Rule 34

That one rule on the internet for a select "cultured" people

Rule 34 will shatter the souls of the unenlightened

Rule 999

stfu, no matter what you do.

Person A: Ayo! Check This new Car I got!

Person B: Rule 999.

Rule 155

Once you look up all the rules in the urban dictionary rule book and find they have come to an end you must make a rule restating this exact rule

Hmm, I am spending way too much time looking up the rules of the internet. Time to make rule 156 that is stated by rule 155

The cardinal rule

Don't fuck with the people that handle your food.

That bitch forgot the cardinal rule so I gave her some dick cheese for that salad.