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#1: A term used when asking if someone lieks mudkipz.
#2: A n00b term used to insult someone who likes pokemon.
Please refer to mudkipz for more information on them.
#1: So i herd u liek mudkipz?
#2: So i herd u liek mudkipz?
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You used to hate them but you actually want to be more than friends.
A person says I hate you so much. You know they don’t hate you and want to be more than friends
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Said usually by first time smokers or smokers of a powerful strain
Dude I'm so high right now. Mixing green crack with cat piss and blue widow creates awesome!
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Seras is a well known micro-celebrity on anitwitter, he has a tendency to sent weird things to people and so the phrase for when you get something weird from him "My day be so fine, then boom, Seras" was born
Seras: *sends video of guy fucking a toaster*
Everyone else: My day be so fine, then boom, Seras
What you say to someone you've never met before, so you can scar them for life.
Guy 1: So I herd you liek mudkip
Guy 2: WTF
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When you accuse an innocent party, such as when Amber Hear accused Johnny Depp in an effort to cancel them, when in fact they are (just like Johnny) the innocent party. This can be used to scapegoat someone, shift blame, or just cause chaos. This is referred to as to “Johnny Depp” someone. As an extra form of gaslighting, you can pretend this means the opposite, hire a PR company to help portray the opposite, and remove or hide items off of the internet.
Question: “You’re going to blame an innocent student for Luke’s hysteria?”
Answer: “I’m gonna Johnny Depp someone so hard they’re gonna want to crawl into a hole and die.”
Or
“I did not punch you, I was hitting you”, as you watch the innocent party then escape to bathroom, pursue, and smash a door in their face.
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Don't have sex or you'll die
Don't drink or you'll die
The menstrual cycle is when a female is at her bitchiest
STDs are gifts that just keep on giving
Pregnancy occurs when a boy and a girl have sex
Puberty is just a 6-10 year long nuisance, where boys grow pubes on random parts of their bodies, and where girls "sprout" boobs and get their periods.
Menopause is when a woman transforms into something beyond my reach.
This is why health class is so self-explanatory!
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