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A very cute boy who loves girls and is short and smelly and smells like cheese. YO WANT TO MARRY HIM!
Do you see that boy over there? his name is Matthew andhe's so cute
A big man from the streets of Grimsby who lives in a box and likes men and gets it up the behind and loves the French
He is a bit of Matthew
SEXY ASS MAN
He loves women so much that he is willing to risk it all. Although he can be nervous. He gets overly annoyed at couples when single but cant stop talking about his female.
Female 1: How are you
Female 2: Good hbu?
Matthew to you: dayum shes bad
You to matthew: talk to her
Matthew to you: nah
People who buy $15 and never eat any of it
Bob:Wow he ate none of his chicken tenders
Jack:His name must be Matthew
He's definitely a writer. He will have writer's block 24 hours a day. Obsessed with flowers 100%. Dumb but he speaks in far too high-class terms (as if we were in the 1700s) like bro!? wtf. He's too good at s*x and with just one look from his ice blue eyes he sends you into heat.
"I got lost in Matthew's ice eyes..."
He's definitely a writer. He will have writer's block 24 hours a day. Obsessed with flowers 100%. Dumb but he speaks in far too high-class terms (as if we were in the 1700s) like bro!? wtf. He's too good at s*x and with just one look from his ice blue eyes he sends you into heat.
"I got lost in Matthew's ice eyes..."