Mexican Bulldog

The Mexican Bulldog is a sexual position in which the male is in a crouched position with knees bent and leaning forward. The male hovers over the female who is lying in the prone position. The male must be wearing a sombrero and at the moment of climax yells "Aye Aye Aye!"

Edgar and Jessica had so much fun doing the Mexican Bulldog on their honeymoon that it's now their sexual position of choice.

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mexican tree

mexican tree is called a Palo Verde tree (hispanic for green)

mexican tree man Jose was nude is a Palo verde tree trying to catch quail. Now that hurts!!

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Mexican-In-The-Closet

Is a person of Mexican descent who hides or rejects his/her Mexican heritage.

An example of a Mexican-In-The-Closet;

Sarah: "Hey Pancho, Are you Mexican?"
Pancho: "I'M NOT MEXICAN! Only my parents and grandparents are Mexican."
Sarah: "Oh, so you have Mexican background."
Pancho: "DUDE, I'M NOT MEXICAN! My ancestors are SPANIARDS!"
Sarah: "UH? WHAT EXACTLY ARE YOU?"
Pancho: "I'm American of Spaniard descent."
Sarah: "Yeah Right...Talk to you later."

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Mexican Jordans

Shoes that were deemed ugly,cheap, or fake by the industry and people.

"damn she/he got them "mexican Jordans" on"

"Look at the Mexican ass Jordans 😭"

"- They fake/cheap ass Jordans 💀

- must be them mexican Jordans"

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mexican pride

The herd of mexicans coming across the border. Recently they were placed on the "hunt to exinction" list of many southerners and hunting trips will be organized soon. Get in on the action now while there's still time. Bag your own trophy mexican! woot!

Bill, I spotted a Mexican Pride about three miles out, call up the posse and grab a kegger cause were going on a hunt.

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Mexican Chode

A chode that is even smaller and irregular than a normal chode because it is owned by a mexican.

Kayla - I really really really wanna see Tony's penis.
Me - no way, he totally has a mexican chode!!!
Kayla - ew, your right. it must be small

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Mexican Hotdog

1. The act of a woman taking a dump on a man's penis and then performing a blow job upon said penis.

2. A chihuahua/weiner dog mix

Rico: Carla totally ate my Mexican Hotdog last night!

Pepe: Ay dios mio!

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