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tree ass

a slightly perched rectum with a bush at the top resembling a tree

thought she was hot ,pulled down her pants and I swear man she had a tree ass

by BlackMagic666 December 18, 2017


put up christmas tree day

In the day of November 12th you are to put up your christmas tree

put up christmas tree day is a ray on november 12th to put up your christmas tree

by christmas geek November 12, 2020


2 birds on the tree

A drunk man seeing 2 birds on a tree

Drunk man: "I'm not drunk, I can clearly see the 2 birds on the tree"
Police: "..There's no bird on the tree, are you a drunk man? This is a classic, a drunk man seeing 2 birds on a tree!"

by Klockoline October 13, 2023


My cat was stuck in a tree and now he’s gone

I woke up to see my cat outside my window on a tree

And he ran away , he’s gone with the wind guys

My cat was stuck in a tree and now he’s gone, my cat somehow got outside and was in a tree and he looked at me for two minutes and then ran away

by A Cardboard box December 10, 2021


Californian Honey Tree

The sexual act involves a black man ejaculating into a bottle of honey, then the partner drinks the honey and cum while taking a large dose of laxatives. The Parter then takes a new bottle of honey then when they shit out all the liquid shit they lather the black male in honey. Then a third partner comes along and licks all of the shit and honey of the black male. Then the first partner inserts both bottles into their anus and/or vagina while watching the other parter

Did you see that George Floyd did the Californian Honey Tree

by brxxdie February 16, 2022


List of famous trees

There are two famous trees
1: the first tree is an oak tree called pearl. she protected a kid from getting lost with a leaf when the kid followed the leaf the kid got back to the house where he lived.
2: the second tree is a pine tree who was surrounded by a ton of wolves but a kid was able to hide and wasn't hurt at all this trees name is unknown.

Here is a list of famous trees.

by potvaliant cloud June 25, 2024


Go-Fuck-Up-A-Tree

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When your mother, in a fit of frustration or mild annoyance, advises you to "go fuck up a tree." It's a whimsical way of suggesting you redirect your energy elsewhere or find a harmless outlet for any mischievous tendencies or is it?

"Mom feeling a bit overwhelmed with my dumbass behaviour, tells me to go-fuck-up-a-tree.

by * Boi with his dumb kids January 1, 2024