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Uncle blue

Nickname for The Police like pig or 12 most commonly used in Sweden.

Always watch out for uncle blue.

by Storytelr December 6, 2018


Uncle bro

Its the cool uncle , the cool cat, the fonz! the one thats single but all the nephews and nieces love him. He always brings a different girl to the parties and holidays. He’s always late to parties but as soon as he walks in the party gets lit. Usually wears a jean jacket with rolled up sleeves to show off his tattoos and 1001 bead bracelets. Always has a beard and mean demeanour look. Usually a chain smoker and scotch/soda to top it off.

Oh my god! UNCLE BRO IS HERE! The kids are gonna get lit!

OMG! Have you met my uncle bro? Hes a cool cat! When i become a uncle i want to be exactly like him.

Mommy!daddy! When i grow up, i want to be an uncle bro!

by Thebrotherofallbrothers March 31, 2020


Sucky uncle

An unwanted uncle.

My sucky uncle ate all three bags of my Halloween candies , what an sucky uncle.

by (T) September 11, 2022


Uncle Finger

A game your uncle plays with you as a child when you sit on his lap and a mysterious finger enters your butthole but his hands are over your eyes.

"Dude I played Uncle Finger last night and something was totally there, it was so trippy."

by KleverJester October 10, 2018


Criss Cross Uncle Sauce

While you're on top of the female, your uncle comes and puts his penis in the females mouth with his butt facing the other guy. The other guy then shoots his semen onto the uncle's butt-hole and lets the nut drip onto the face of the female.

Last night, I was doing a Criss Cross Uncle Sauce with Kevin and his uncle.

by Hippity-Hopperty-Youre-My-Prop February 28, 2020


Uncle Ben

What my nephew/nephews/niece/nieces is/are gonna call me because my name is Benjamin.

I, Benjamin, am going to have a nephew/niece, probably more. I'm going to be called Uncle Ben

by Rhoddium October 30, 2021


Uncle Randy's funhouse

The spare room your uncle keeps locked.
Often the location of thousands of pornographic DVDs , VHS tapes and magazines.
Occasionally the location of you wearing only bunny ears surviving solely on corn cobs and diet orange soda.

After two weeks in Uncle Randy's funhouse, I don't think I'll ever be able to sit right again. All the eye bleach in the world could never be enough.

by Gigglesnshit May 25, 2023