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To get drunk and leave the party without saying goodbye, or having anyone notice.
Man in bar #1: Hey, where's Julie? I've looked everywhere.
Man in bar #2: I haven't seen her either. She probably pulled a harry potter. She does that when she's drunk.
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Inside a drunk person's head: Im so wasted. I guess I'll pull a harry potter.
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It means they don’t label there sexuality
Girl: “Do you listen to girl in red”
Girl2: “ no I listen to Harry styles
You don’t label your sexuality
Do you listen to girl In red?
No I listen to Harry styles
There are a lot of fights and arguments about Harry Potter vs. Twilight.
First of all, though I'm a huge Potterhead -fan of Harry Potter Books-, and think Twilight is just waste of paper and time, Harry Potter Books and Films belong to the category Fantasy/Fantastic, Twilight Books and Films are based on the category Romance.
But, if we are going to argue abot the books by their written language and originality, of course -sorry Twilight fans- Harry Potter Books are the winner of the argument.
Plus, sorry but, vampires do not sparkle.
Harry Potter vs. Twilight
Example 1:
Twihard:OMG EDWARD HOW COULD YOU BE IN SUCH A BAD MOVIE CALLED HARRY POTTER!YOU BELONG TO THE TWILIGHT SERIE!!!
Potterhead:Honey, even Robert Pattinson said that he enjoyed acting Cedric rather than Edward.
Example 2:
Twihard:Bella Swan is such a strong gir-
Potterhead:ARE YOU KIDDING ME??!SHE WAS ABOUT TO JUMP OFF A CLIFF BECAUSE HER BOYFRIEND DUMPED HER!PLUS, IF BELLA IS STRONG, HERMIONE IS THE GODDES OF THE TERM STRONG!SHE FOUGHT FOR HER SCHOOL, HER BEST FRIEND EVEN THE TIME HER LOVE LEFT HER!DON'T YOU DARE TO SAY THAT EVER AGAIN!
Twihard:*Slowly goes backwards* Okay... *Runs away*
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to hastily leave ones fucked up family, foregoing all inheritance because it’s worth it.
to abruptly leave one’s family forever
But unless she wants to pull a Prince Harry, she’ll always Have to do what they tell her
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When receiving a blow job you pretend to be in pain, and while in pain the person giving the blow job stops blowing. When this happens you sploosh on their face.
One Girl: Wow I cannot believe that he splooshed on my face when I was giving him head.
Another Girl: Oh, you mean a Harry Houdini sploosh.
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pornography that includes a close up of a hairy vagina with a dick in it, looking like bearded aussie tv presenter rolf harris eating a banana
'god i saw this really old porn and it looked like rolf harris eating a banana'
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