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Turtle-Head is when you are holding in a turd for so long you can feel the poop poking out of your butt like how a turtle pokes its head of of its shell.
"oh no" john said to himself during the meeting, "I can feel the turtle-head!"
A crap that starts to win the fight.
Hurry up Dave I got a turtle head poking out
The trademark of grandmothers everywhere. Sweet, chewy, and hard to eat with braces. Needs several napkins for consumption, as it's so delicious, it causes massive amounts of drool. Very fattening.
Jinny: Poor Leona couldn't fit into her expensive homecoming dress!
Kimmi: Guess she ate too many caramel turtles.
Turtle-fish were a legendary race of giant sea monsters, mentioned only in verse from The Hobbit. The last of the Turtle-fish was named Fastitocalon.
Turtle-fish appeared as treacherous islands, capable of drowning seafarers.
A large chunk of fat or skin that covers someone butt, comparable to a sea turtles shell.
God damnit she has a sea turtle ass
When she has her partner place his flacid penis that resembles a sea turtle head in her mouth and allows the turtle (penis to get erect) inside.
I am bored come sea turtle me.