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The act of masturbating whilst your busting for a shit so bad it's "Turtle Necking" out of your asshole
"Mate, Gary said he had a Turtle-Baiter in bed last night and he got some on the sheets"
When you hear something so cringe that your heat retracts into your chest like a turtle
Someone: Hey I just took part in my schools talent show, I sang Riptide on my ukulele.
You, probably: Damn, thats so cringe my shoulders touch my ears like a cringe turtle
To attempt something that does have a small chance of success - but will likely end in failure and pain.
Did you hear how Josh and Christel are trying to create new slang? They're trying to punch the turtle with that...
a turtle farmer is a racial slur toward any islander but mainly fijians
stop being such a stupid turtle farmer
A machine that displays or creates turtles, see computer
"Hey man, have you seen that new turtle pic?"
"Not yet, haven't been on the Turtle Machine all day"
"Did you know some turtles are brown?"
"You're wrong, I asked the Turtle Machine and the brown ones are called "tortoise"
"Turtle Machine broke"
Another word for retard.
"Man your such an ass turtle, you know that?"
Beyond slow and very slow Internet Connection.
Sorry late reply, I'm using a turtle net.