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a scram and an awkward turtle, in one. the most socially awkward, scrammiest person you can think of.
scram: A punk bitch. A snitch. Someone who is probably going to end up getting fucked up. Someone you don't chill with...ever.
awkward turtle: A word used to discribe the gesture made by your hands after a line or series of lines have been spoken that have now resulted in an uncomfortable silence. A motion performed by stacking one's hands on top of one another, extending the thumbs and rotating the thumbs slowly. Performed after a friend has said/done something awkward, either to ease the tension or further humiliate the friend. And silence ensues
Jordynn stop being a creep, you scram turtle
Someone who squats hard and lets things get under their shell. "Turtle Squatter"
"Turtle Squatting"
someone who squats hard and lets something get under their shell and bothering them long-term.
Noah stop being such a turtle squatter!!!
When you are sitting on a toilet taking a shit, and the piece of shit keeps peeking its head out slightly, and going back in to the asshole despite many attempts to squeeze with your Life Force, to no avail.
When the turd pokes its head out slightly, and then quickly returns to its home: the asshole, it is said the piece of feces is “playing turtle.”
A chewy substance that is formed from only the truest and most pure rabbit's milk.
"Man I could really go for some turtle cheese right about now."
a long period of time in which a person dose not express a want for a relationship and remains like a turtle within its shell.
Damn Steve could get mad bitches too bad he is stuck in a Relationship Turtle.
A little turtle who Carries a heart in it’s mouth, where did the heart come from? nobody knows.
Hey that’s a nice turtle heart you got there dude!
Thanks, it just came last week and I need to keep all eyes on it or it will start growing it’s heart collection.
A gay YouTuber who also posts on pornhub. Probably has Corona virus.
Stay away from that fucking hardcore turtle.