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A shitty thing people say to pretend like they care about helping you, but don’t really want to.
“My grandma who cared for me like a mother just died” “Aww that’s so sad! Sending good vibes your way! Zazzle zing”
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Agnostic Atheism All The Way/AAATW/ aaatw
Agnostic atheists are atheistic because they do not hold a belief in the existence of any deity and agnostic because they claim that the existence of a deity is either unknowable in principle or currently unknown in fact.
For Dumb People:
Agnostic Atheists don't believe in god(s) because there is nothing obvious scientific there to make them think other wise and they are agnostic because there is nothing to prove that there is no possibility of a god existing.
Atheism for evolution and agnostic for the truth.
This is to be contributed to the unnamed war of the internet of atheism vs theist.
Person A: yo, what is your religion?
Person X: agnostic atheism all the way!
Person A: what the fuck?
Person X: you don't know what it is?
Person A: fuck no!
Person X: itsssssss..................
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standing up, and with a hammer.
from a show seen at the lanea festival, held by sacramento state universty california
*i want you in the worst way....standing up, and with a hammer......*
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“I am way past facing reality!” Is a statement of clarity beyond clarity. This statement is a counter slap to someone who thinks that they are trying to alert you to the reality of a situation. It’s another way of saying: “Oh, allow me to retort, MOTHERFUCKER!”.
Lover #1 You have to face reality, our relationship is in trouble and we need to talk.
Lover #2 I am way past facing reality! OUR RELATIONSHIP IS OVER!!!!!
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Never let the lyrics get in the way of the groove — a statement that can be taken figuratively, literally and symbolically that teaches the lesson that sometimes simplicity is profundity.
Used symbolically or metaphorically it can apply to people who let Tantric Sex get in the way of good fucking. Never let the “lyrics” get in the way of the “groove”.
Used literally it can refer to a lesson learned by Allee Willis when she co-wrote the song September with Maurice White.
White insisted on using the filler lyric “Ba-dee-ya” in the context of the finished song; and Allee Willis strongly disagreed with this choice and asked:
“What the fuck does “Ba-dee-ya” mean?”
To which Maurice White replied:
“What The fuck does it matter. Never let the lyrics get in the way of the groove.”
The song was a smash hit.
Figuratively it can be used to mean “less is more”.
Teenager learning to cook doing waaaaaaaay too much:
I’m gonna make a gourmet hamburger with sausage and beef topped with goat cheese, lettuce, tomato, mayonnaise, mustard, Ketchup, and Vidalia onion.
Friend hungry and ready to eat now:
DUDE! Never let the lyrics get in the way of the groove!!!! Just make us a couple of burgers.
Husband:
First we are going to do eye gazing; then we are going to give each other oil massages. After that we are going to place our right hands on each other’s hearts while chanting a pleasure mantra. Next, we are going to…
Wife interrupts:
Never let the lyrics get in the way of the groove.
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Meaning you want them sexually meantally emotionally and physically
I want you in every way possible
An address you'll remember after having to watch Finding Nemo.
Guy 1: "Do you know where I can find a clownfish?"
Guy 2: "Did you check P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney?"
Guy 1: "What the......is that place even real?"
Guy 2: "Didn't you watch Finding Nemo, of course it's real!"
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