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magazine weed

Weed that Is up spoken, or hyped up and has a magazine quality look but when burned has little, to no satisfaction.

My boy sold me some magazine weed and this shit sucks. I’ve had better.

by DementedShroom November 30, 2020


weed connaisseur

refers to a guy acting like he smokes weed daily 4 times a days and knows everything about that green.

Guy 1: Guys i’m the weed connaisseur.

Guy 2: Who u think u foolin bruh.

by jupiterking October 28, 2020


frat weed

Overpriced weed that does not get you high.

Stephan: "Ayo need any weed for this weekend? I'll hook you up."
Rob: "Hell no kid you sell that frat weed shit get stepping or get dropped bitch."

by disclexic March 29, 2021


Thug weed

Weed so dank that when you smoke it you cannot do anything at all. The weed is so good, that you feel like you are smoking pot that Thugs in movies smoke

Bro, I need to write this paper but I smoked some real thug weed. I can't do shit!

by DaedronFTW December 5, 2014


beat weed

beat weed is just another name for a smacked ass (person). A derogatory term. It was originated in the late sixties (1960's) and was used up until around the end of the seventies. Used almost exclusively by minors or folks in young twenties. Used in the Philadelphia area and perhaps other areas.

Mike > "Dave hung silver streamers on his bike and it looks stupid". Willy> " Yeah-- Dave is a beat weed sometimes".

by Ham Key December 12, 2019


The Weed Renaissance of 2020

The Weed Renaissance of 2020 is the phrase dedicated to the period in which stoners came into realization amidst COVID-19 quarantines. Those that smoked weed through the year 2020 & 2021 before and during and those that got into the bud this time. A time the mindset of the drug changed for many, and a time of consciousness. A taste of what the future lies as; and a time of meaning weed has given us.

"The Weed Renaissance of 2020 was something man. . ."
"For real, shit made me understand why and shit."

"And what lies ahead if we don't change."

by divine paradox May 22, 2021


Bum Weed

Weed deemed unsellable to customers, passed off for free or dirt cheep in large quantities.

Known to weight out light due to bud immaturity, have low thc potency, and when cut down before the "flush" (where the plant food chemicals are flushed out by only watering the crops in the last weeks before harvest) can be rough and potentially harmful smokes.

"That Bum Weed you got me gave me a damn chest infection!!"

"Bruh this Bum Weed smells like fucking tea"

"I don't even know if this Bum Weed is safe to cook with"

by Crhubarb February 22, 2020