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When someone is so stoned on weed that they are worthless for anything more complicated than processing oxygen.
Juan was high as bird pussy last night and forgot to not inhale.
Filling your partners mouth with blue sports drink and dunking your scrotum in and out of it, simulating a bird in a puddle of water.
Dude she gave me a Cincinnati bird bath last night, I feel so refreshed and hydrated. Must be all those electrolytes.
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The Bird Brain Empire was a country created when the Bird Brain Republic and the Jiafei Empire unified. This led to an attack by the Monikussy Republic, Olyussy Empire, and thr Bish Brain Empire
LONG LIVE THE BIRD BRAIN EMPIRE!
When you smother your junk in extra creamy peanut butter, sprinkle assorted bird seeds on it, and then stand outside while birds peck on your pecker. You are required to laugh at the irony of it all.
Dude, go double check those migration patterns before I do the angry bird feeder...
Playing Angry Birds for so long that it drains the battery of your mobile device.
Dude, I been texting you all day!! Where the hell you been?
Sorry Dude, Angry Birds Drain.
A Facial bird bath is when a person performs cunnilingus on said woman and she has a female ejaculation (squirt) on said person's face. Hence, like a bird in a bird bath flopping away in the mixture of vaginal fluid and urine.
Do I need to draw a picture? Try it and you will now what a facial bird bath is from now on....
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When two independent parties agree to make battle without using either arms. The combatants must place their arms behind their backs, and fight using any other weapon. Kicks, knees, and head butts are all acceptable.
african bird fight is basically an amputee fight club
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