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A jersey nickname for that one guy on the softball team who's office always reaks of ball sweat.
Our Left Fielder, Dominic, is better known as Duck Butter
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A demonstration of anger and frustration that sounds like the duck dying a painful, screaming death.
Mom had a dying duck fit when she received my sisters college report cart, and she failed every one of her classes.
The old "duck 'n' mumble is an age old technique for avoiding any one who seeks to interupt you in your never ending quest to buy shite from shops. For instance, Big Issue sellers, strange middle #age women with clip boards who "only need a minute love", or the vultures from the compensation companies.
Basically, you bow the head slightly, perhaps with a look away from the idiot in question, and mumble an apology.
{Big Issue Joey}: Biiiiiiiiiiig Isssssue saaar?
{You, giveing the old duck 'n' mumble, and talking in a barely legible way}:*mumble* no thanks mate* *mumble
This can be replaced with "I'm too busy", "Sorry mate", or a personal favourite, "Piss off"
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what new phones auto-correct to before you can turn auto-correct off.
Guy : Hey you wanna come over and suck my duck later baby? ;)
Girl : Um, what?
Guy : Suck my dick** sorry new phone :/
Girl : Still no.... :/
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A friendly greeting, often used in the West Midlands and North of England.
Used in typical conversation:
Emma: "Ey up duck, ows yer ma?" (Hello, how is your mother?)
Lee: "Shes alreet" (She is doing well)
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The long-awaited, highly anticipated sequel to the 1986 Smash Hit, record setting Box Office blowout, Lea Thompson career setting movie, Howard The Duck. It's set for release,.... Tomorrow from the day you're reading this! Just Remember, "In The Beginning, There was (*BOOM!*) Howard The Duck!"
Howard the Duck.....Yeah.....That movie sucked ass.
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