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Dylan is a weird kid. sometimes he’ll cry over games, or have um.. *fun* in class. He’s.. well, he’s a dylan.
“..why is he playing with his retainer- eww, it fell on my paper!”
dylan: “*crying*”
Sexy, hot, and handsome. Simple.
Wow Dylan is so Sexy, hot and handsome.
The most disgusting piece of shit you will ever find, he’s got the ugliest mullet and should go die in a hole
That guys such a prick
Yeah, he’s a Dylan
Dylan is someone who has a massive penis. It’s long enough for him to carry that thing around his shoulder. He is a really sexy man who looks so good in a cowboy hat. He makes everyone horny and his hair so luscious and epic it makes all the girls wet. especially ones that names start with M for some reason.
Guy 1: GODANN DYLAN U GOT A FAT PENIS
Girl 2: OMG IM SO WET.
dylan is the best person in the world he can sometimes be mean. He will always be there for you where you need him overall he is the best
dylan can be mean but can also be funny.
He is an individual with an extremely magnetic personality. He knows what he wants and isn’t afraid to go after it. He is truly a great person with a beautiful heart and soul but you can’t tell him that or it might go to his head. Dylan is a jack of traits, he is intelligent without having to show it, handsome and confident without crossing the line of arrogance, stupidly funny, and has a constantly growing number of skills and hobbies. The man is not only surprisingly responsible and focused but has so many goals and aspirations. He has a great future awaiting him and has OCD for some reason.. who would’ve thought a football player cared so much about hygiene. This boy is so stubborn and playful, he needs time to grow but he has so much ahead of him. It’s difficult knowing what’s going on in that head of his especially because he doesn’t show his vulnerability to just anyone, but once you get to know him you’d notice how sensitive he really is, even if he probably wouldn’t agree.
Rando: you’re a little stinky!
Dylan: Litawlly.