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A big gun is a gun that is big, therefore it will kill you with one bullet.
Tonya: Hey guess what I got today Steve!
Steve: What did you get?
Tonya: A Big gun.
Steve: what
Tonya: You know why?
Steve: no…
Tonya: I know you had sex with MY boyfriend.
Steve: *Dies of Big gun*
It's ya penis ya know your shlong your dick
Man 1:what did you do last night
Man 2: I shot that bitch Veronica with my baibie gun
Man 1: wow bro that's fuckin sick
You know it DOESN'T suck if it involves me, right? I haven't seen it but if am am involved in any way it's automatically good.
Hym "We're not in Top gun 2 are we?"
Iam "Uuuummm.... I donno. You know I haven't seen it... Wait, you don't want to watch it do you?"
Hym "We might have to... We also might have to watch Plane movie..."
Iam "What? Why?"
Hym "We said plane movies suck and what does this cock sucker do IMMEDIATELY AFTER WE SAID IT?"
Iam "Uh... make a plane movie..."
Hym "AND HE CALLED IT 'PLANE MOVIE'!!! He walked up to us, whipped out his dick, and pissed all over our shoes Iam! Are your socks wet? Is it warm? Do you feel it!? That's his piss!!! Pruning your little toes as we speak!"
Iam "Ew."
Hym "I won't stand for it! It has to be bad... Right? It can't be good... Can it?" *Disgruntled groan*
Iam "I.. I donno man... Just calm down."
Hym "He's mocking us! Get in the car! We're going to redbox!"
Iam *sigh* "Alright..."
v: to simutaneously stab and shoot someone
I gun-knifed him when he made fun of me
You have water gun that shoots cum
Man you have a nice Cum Gun
A derogatory slur used towards male genitalia whereas the testicles are the ammo and the penis is the barrel.
“Don't ever disrespect me cus on my dead homies I will swing my cum gun across your face like a grandfather clock”