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a cake that is splended that should have beaten the velveteers
today i ate an apple cookie cake but sadley lost to the velveteers
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the way your nuts look with lube dripping down them after receiving anal sex.
Jeff ate my caramel apples last night after he came my ass.
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When one accidentally discovers a command or trick on an Apple device. A moment of iEnlightenment.
guy1: "Hey, I just learned how to delete Facebook posts on my iPhone!"
guy2: "No way...who taught you that?"
guy1: "The Apple fell on my head as I was brushing away some pocket lint!"
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he's got teeth so big he could chew an apple through a letterbox
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When you had a wonderful night around a good camp fire and had a few drinks and in the morning you go down to the blueberry patch and get a good fill of berries right off the plant good way to fill the belly in the morning wait... wait... that afternonn still have had anything else to eat and im in the liquor store in canada and whooppps theres that earge gladly i used the bathroom good thing it was a small town store or i would had a bad mishap in the cart space
dont eat alot blueberries in the morning on a empty belly
or you will have the green apple splatters
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Diarrhea. Specifically, the gut wrenching stomach twisting kind of diarrhea that results from an over-indulgence of green apples or food poisoning. It's characterized by arapid and often unexpected onset.
That meal gave me a bad case of the backdoor green apple quicksteps.
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A snowclone to express that someone is either stupid or crazy. The standard format is "a few X short of (a) Y", the idea being that Y is something that, with a few X missing, is not so good, and in the case of a person being compared to such, that something is "missing" in their thought process.
This one in particular has the appeal that fruitcakes involve nuts, thus further solidifying the point that the person is nuts themselves.
Did you see how Bob just flipped out over nothing. Is he having some sort of psychotic break?
Yeah, he seems to be a few apples short of a fruitcake. Might be best to keep our distance.