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The Denver Dripping Donkey Doorknob is when a man ejaculates onto a doorknob and waits on the other side until someone opens the door. When the other person walks through the door the man pulls down his pants, bends over. and defecate all over the person's crotch
"Aw man someone totally pulled the Denver Dripping Donkey Doorknob on me. There was cum on my hands and shit all over my penis."
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1) The large sexual organ a male donkey has
2) A colloquial term for a gentleman's large phallus
3) A variation upon the British game 'Bogies' wherein members of the class/group have to shout 'Big Floppy Donkey Dick' as loudly as possible without either being caught doing so or getting embarresed in the process. The winner is the person who shouts it the loudest.
Jack: (loudly) BIG FLOPPY DONKEY DICK!!!
Teacher: Get out Jack!!
Dave: Ha ha ha...
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Five Finger Donkey Punch is when you anally penetrate someone going more than wrist deep with your fist clenched and with an over sized ring on each finger and a wrist band with spiked studs attached while playing the song “Fire in the hole” by the band Five Finger Death Punch.
John had a “causal” date that lead back to a hotel room that he was asked to turn around and bend over and receive a pleasure like never before, he was “Five Finger Donkey Punched” he was never able to sit normally again.
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Its a phallus. Its most likely large, and quite floppish.
Also, used often do to the manner in which it rolls off the tongue.
I truly desire to be in posession of a big floppy donkey dick. Mines tiny and under-used.
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Disgusting fat chick that nobody wants to take home
P1: Gross! look at that fat chick at the bar.
P2: Haha! She's a blue gilled sea donkey
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your mum has a 'a fucking massive donkey dick'
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someone who is no longer on one's christmas list.
Fuck Off, curl up and die painfully you donkey-Sucking Uncle-Fucker
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