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Any fart that lasts a full 8 seconds or longer.
John: "Damn Terry, that fart went a full 8 seconds!"
Dave: "That's a rodeo fart!"
The barrier that stands between two people (most commonly in a new relationship) being comfortable enough to fart in front of each other.
Travis broke the fart ice between Phil and his girlfriend while the three of them were at a social gathering and Travis let one rip. To ease the tension and awkwardness, Travis said “that was just some asshole talking shit”. Phil and his girlfriend shared a laugh about the event and commentary and as a result, Phil and his girlfriend have felt comfortable farting in each other’s presence. Fart ice can be broken in many ways and it can be broken by anyone. It can be done by accident, or on purpose, or inadvertently by a third party.
When it's real chilly out and you let a hot one rip and it freezes half way out your ass
Damn dude, this frozen fart is making my ass hole numb
An slang way of saying something is ridiculous/ridiculously bad, similar to the phrase "____ as hell."
Person 1: Did you hear about that guy who thought it was okay to like child porn?
Person 2: Yeah! That was fart as hell dude!
The weird clapping/popping sound your farts make after veeting your crotch and butt hole area. To best describe it, it sounds like passing air between 2 under inflated balloons squished together. It happens because deep inside your butt cheeks where farts first escape is so smooth that it alters the normal sound of a fart.
Friend: Why do your farts sound so weird dude?
Me: Oh, well I just veeted last night and I've been having veet farts ever since. They feel and sound so weird!!!
Friend: ROFLCOPTER
momentary mental lapse as when you see someone familiar but forgot their name the instant you were going to say hello
Lover 1 Susan: Oh John that was sooo good!
Lover 2 John: Ohhh yeah, uh, rats I just had a brain fart. Damn what's your name again?
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The release of hot stink from the anus witch may cause some ring sting, the feeling of acid eating the inner lining of your shitta followed by the relaxing sensation of relief.
"I need to do a hot fart"
"aww that was a ring stinger but wat a relief, i think i need to do a runny hot shit"
"go squirt one out then"
"it feels like hell wants to come outta my ass hole, after this i'm gonna need to have a shower to wash the shitty acid outta my ring hole"
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