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Titty-fucking your flat chested 2nd cousin.
Also known as Amish Surfboarding
I’m going to a family reunion next weekend and chances are I’ll end up riding an Amish Surfboard.
A girl puts on hand cuffs, then she gets ice skates on her hands, next, in a doggy style position her ass is plugged with a pony tail ass plug... NOW, Chris Jericho style, she is the recipient of a reverse Boston crab! The pony tail flopping around, the skates precariously keeping her on and off balance... It brings a tear to my eye.
My girl can only take the Alaska pipeline if I give her a Jericho sleigh ride first
When walking alongside someone and approaching hedges, you deliver a clean hip check so they end up ass over tea kettle in said bushes
I gave Kenny a Green Bus Ride while walking to the store.
The ride home in an Uber the next morning wearing the same clothes as yesterday, now all wrinkled, after having sex with a stranger.
Oh man, once again, I did the uber ride of shame , the driver even laughed when he picked me up and asked how my night was.
Taking a massive hit of LSD and tripping balls for several hours straight.
Angelos put so many hits of LSD into my fruit salad and now I'm going to be riding the Julius express.
These are the most exciting, elaborate, or fanciest rides in an amusement park or fair. You generally have to be taller than a certain height to go on these rides. They are very fun!
Did you see Gene's new bike? That is one 10 ticket ride!
Sex when one partner lies face down with legs closed and the other partner enters from above and behind and is straddling the bottoms legs. A rocking and ridding position is maintained with the bottom thrusting their ass skyward to meet the riders thrusts. The key to a successful Dragon Ride to Mexico is the intention to fly south with both partners facing South (assuming northern hemisphere) and envisioning increasingly warm wind and soft sand beaches below the dragon.
In preparation for spring break we took a late night Dragon Ride to Mexico, both of us were nice and sweaty after a few moments of flight.