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You bought this off of some hobo outside of walmart thinking it was a rare strain of toilet paper but you were sorely mistaken. If you possess this, discard of it immediately.
Shit man I think I just got some brown toilet paper instead of legit toilet paper. I was just trying to save money.
no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me is a saying that is usually uttered when someone or something is incredibly attractive, hot, or sexy.
no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me. - Twitter User
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a derogatory term used when someone intends to inflict pain upon someone else.
you didn't just steal my sh*t! you backpack toilet paper!
The period of time when you couldn’t flush your poop down the first time, and when you couldn’t wait for the tank to fill back up again before a second attempt. Couldn’t flush - get anxious - attempt to flush - Repeat
A: WTF were you doing in the bathroom for an hour?
B: had a toilet flush anxiety. Still wouldn’t go down
A game that you many times are forced to play when visiting certain institutions and public places.
Takes place whenever you're in the need of toilet facilities and are
a) entering a booth or
b) raising a toilet seat cover.
You loose in toilet-roulette if the toilet is blocked and full of yuk.
The chances for loosing in toilet-roulette are usually lower in the morning, and increases for every opening hour. In extreme cases the odds for loosing are above 9/10.
A: Hey girl. You'll keep the table for us, while I'm getting some lunch?
B: Agh. Fuck it. You can have my lunch bag. I was suppose to take a quick wee before I met you, but lost toilet-roulette 7 times, and now I'm too disgraced to eat my lunch.
The act of defecation. To pass solid waste. Dropping the kids off at the pool. Splashdown. Giving birth to a live eel. Reverse sodomy.
The intruder performed a vile toilet act upon the Secretary's Chair and Cushion before leaving the scene of the crime.
The ugly as fvck viral meme that every five year old loves
YouTube shorts: "Skibodi toilet. Skibodi Skibodi toilet."