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Performed by Breaking Benjamin, for the game Halo 2 and it kicks arse!
Person 1: Have u heard Blow Me Away by Breaking Benjamin?
Person 2: Yeah its kick arse!
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1. A felacious woman who can make a descent living by performing her "expert" oral pleasures.
2. A title bestowed upon dumb women who typicly say dumb things that would otherwise subjectify them, & the entire female gender as second rate citizens. Always bearing the mentality of self entitlement. Exclaiming that either a man, or the govornment is responsible for providing them with the life style that they believe they should have. Young mothers, (just to name 1 sub-class) will typicly try to compare 3 hours of spread out house work that is mostly accomplished by machines, to 8 hours of back breaking labor, & an additional hour of driving home in the rain. Just the kind of anti-progress that sets society back centuries.
3. The name of one of the sirens from Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
Young moms' facebook status: My day is sooooo hard i had to do laundry, load the dish washer, and make sure suppers ready while my man's out all day working (ugh he's so lucky he gets to get out). I bearly had time for a 6 hour nap!!!!!
Friend comment: and you wonder why we call you the blow job queen...
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when a man is extremely desperate for a satisfying, yet quick release (and doesnt care who or what spawns said release) sneaks into a seaworld or other world of water that contains dolphins, and stealthly inserts his penis into the blowhole of one of the dolphins as it is topside to breathe out. The extreme gust of air mixed with the salty water will give an exhilerating and pleasurable experience.
Dudee, i nutted all over Flippers face at seaworld last night after my super blow job!!
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After using the banana lube, the girl then sucks the squished banana off your dick. Mixing the potassium from the banana and the protein from your sperm, the girl gets a healthy dose of nutrition.
"Man, after my GNC Blow Job this morning, my girl has got so much energy!! God bless the banana lube!"
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This is where you have a 6ft long penis and you tell her to turn around and insert your dick in her and it comes out her mouth
hey baby your gonna give me a reverse blow job, turn around
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when a girl hooks up with you, takes off your shirt and kisses down your abdomen kissing your nippes and your belly button also than taking off your pants and puts her mouth on your cock and sucks up and down
jen told me she wanted to give me a blow job when i come over her house next time, i went over and went up to her room she told me to lay down on her bed she and i started hooking up then she took off my shirt, kissed my neck and then my nipples she kept kissing down my belly until she got to my belly button where she started kissing that then whe got to my pants and took them off, she started rubbing her hand on my boxers then took those off and started sucking and then i ejaculated and she drank it and licked it all of this is a b
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