suicide bombing

A very generous act were one or more people show there love to there gods people by killing innocent people. makes no fucking total sense but hey

In a bar 2 lovebugs make there debu at a bar after having a long conversation without taking there eyes off eachother
Rob:(writes on napkin)first kiss time?
Lucy:(writes on napkin) will you still love me in the morning? with slight giggle and gorgeous smile
Rob:(writes on napkin) Forever and ever babe X
they kiss and are truly in love withone another they are loving there life right now.

but no some generous man walks in and shouts "jihad"and ends there lives, fuk i hate this world and suicide bombing

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bomb smack

Smack (heroin) that happens to be the bomb (excellent, the shit).

Ayo you want the dope hookup? I can get u that bomb smack.

I done seen fiends O.D., shot the wrong pack
Then they call the shit the bomb smack
-Notorious B.I.G.

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fanny bomb

When you're out somewhere and there are hot chicks EVERYWHERE! It's as if a 'fanny bomb' has exploded...

"Dude, have you checked out the drinking area around Keimyung University yet? I was down there last night and there were hot chicks everywhere... It was like a fanny bomb had gone off."

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Event Bomb

(v) to simultaneously usurp someones status via the planning of an unrelated, off-topic, fictional event.

Used to satirize emotionally vague facebook status' or vaguebooking. Incorporating sincere previous posters and originality is indicative a greater skill.

Tim says: strange feeling...

Claire Comments: Im sorry...

Chris Comments: hard times.

Brad Comments: Sho, lank tough. Chris, wat u doing tonight? Want to grab a beer?

Chris Comments: Sup Brad, I was thinking of doing some training for the Tour de France this eve, but that sounds equally productive. Location?

Brad Comments: Haha. Neva seen u on a bike yet. Reckon we could talk a better game with a beer. Im thinking Forries? Wat time works for you?

Chris Comments: I recon we order from realbeerbox.com, get steers, and ask them to deliver it all to Claire's where we watch LOTR III. No fun in life without variety.

Brad Comments: Sounds Good :D

Brad to Chris on Skype: Dude, we totally just event bombed Tim's status!

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google bombing

In addition to showing you pages that have the keywords a searcher is looking for, Google also shows you pages that have been linked via the searcher's keywords. Google bombing involves manipulating Google.com to display a website that has nothing to do with the searched-for term.

While the "miserable failure" google bomb is funny, I much prefer the "french military victories" google bomb.

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Ramen Bombs

when ramen noodle flavor packets form into small clumps and when you eat the ramen they explode in your mouth and make you want to throw up everywhere.

last night i made this old ass ramen packet that i found, then i realized that the flavoring was full of fucking ramen bombs

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Black Bombs

A capsule filled with THC concentrated oil.

How many black bombs did you take lastnight?

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