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the jake paul of fast food, nobody likes it and it's made of ostrich
My bro: Yo you wanna go to burger king?
me: nah man that's the jake paul of fast food
the chum bucket just with a different name
person 1 : u wanna go to burger king
person 2 : nah bro that shits the chum bucket id never eat that
Big Burgers Big Boiled Bond means literally fuck all. Use it in response to an awkward silence, a queef or to your nan!
Came about when me n my best mate were high watching Kitchen Nightmares, "Deluded Chef BOILS a Burger!" and I smashed the phrase "Big Bond themes" from Peep Show with "boiled burgers" and out came Big Burgers Big Boiled Bond.
Nikieta: *Queefs*
Me: Big Burgers Big Boiled Bond..
My nan: Hello!
Me: Big Burgers Big Boiled Bond!
Group of people: *silence*
Me: Big Burgers Big Boiled Bond.
Euphemism for an exceptionally tight-fitting vagina. It fits like a glove, around your beef.
“Wow, I fucked Stacey last night, and damn she has a burger glove!”
Claudius slowly lowered himself down upon Penelope, and inserted his throbbing manhood into her steamy burger glove.
you eat burgers, another term would be burgereater
oh look, there's agust! My favorite burgerer
A regularly-cooked burger that is dunked in a bowl of water.
Person 1: Hey, man! I just came up with a cool idea for a new burger that you dunk in water, I call it the Sploosh-burger!
Person 2: Ew, bro that sounds like it’d be horrible.
Person 1: Alright then.
Person 3: I’m going to go sit in the corner and write a Haiku