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Judgement Day. The day Barack Obama is inaugurated into the office of Presidency. He, being the anti-christ terrorist that he is will cause the world to end most likely through nuclear holocaust.
James: So 1/20/09 is coming up. Are you planning anything special for your last two months to live?
Lindsay: (sobbing hysterically) What is the world coming to? A black president? Why?
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'1 time' is a reference to up-and-coming Canadian hip-hop music producer Bijan Amir a.k.a 'Bijan 4 the 1 time'.
He is most known for producing alongside Metro Boomin on his latest 'Without Warning' surprise rap project released in 2017.
'oh man you heard that new track Rick Flair Drip??'
'yeah man, that 1 Time production was fucking lit.'
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An exceptionally large penis that when fully erect resembles a 1 liter drinking bottle and is of course normal body temperature hence the "heater" portion of the term.
I saw Erik in the locker room and he has that 1 liter heater!
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Somebody who is less than one tenth Indian, Asian, black, Hispanic, or anything else trying to be a part of the club.
Indian guy- You will never be one of us round eyes, you are no red man, you don't belong.
1 percenter-All right gimme that pipe, Ill smoke it, Ill do whatever you want.
Indian guy-I didn't say you could hit this, hitting the pipe doesn't make you one of us. You have to blow up every one of the round eyes bikes to be in the red man club, if you don't do it you get hurt round eyes.
1 percenter-Could I hit the pipe a little before I get started on the bikes? I'm a little nervous.
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a grade1 is a disgusting trench coat wearing, bespectacled, bush hiding, constantly tossing off, pervert slash peodophile
"did you hear about that kid who saw the bush shaking in the park the other day?"
"yeah they say it was a grade1!"
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2 1/2 was created by a kid in 2005 at Creekwood Middle School. Many have asked what 2 1/2 is, but the true responce is "Only the special may comprehend the power of
2 1/2." Only the creator can choose who the special is, and the "power of 2 1/2" means 2 1/2 is very powerful.
2 1/2 is the most powerful number, so only a few can even comprehend it.
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Shooting someone once in the face, neck, and throat
Caught that Nigga lackin in traffic and gave em 1 up top
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