verb. can be used in reference before or during the act of anal sex.
Me: How's it goin Chad?
Chad from Alltel: Great, Me.
Me: What's happening tonight?
Chad from Alltel: Gonna take this smokin' hot thing to Chili's and then on to the *low roaring voice* JOURNEY TO THE DARK STARRRR!
Someone who shits in the dark, no lights, nothing.
"I heard Danny shits in the dark"
"He's a true Dark Shisher"
A car full of colored begging to get pulled over for being black on a Tuesday.
Doc Moreland: There goes a carload of dark up to no good.
Closing one girls eyes shut during sex by using your own cum
Oh boy that girl last night didn’t want it. I had to close her eyes shut using the Dark Pirate 2.0 technique
Put you asshole right against your significant other’s asshole, then one of you has to shit into the other person’s asshole.
My girlfriend and I tried the “Dark transfer” last night
dark patterns is a thing made up by decepticons.
it's a dark pattern! We must call optimus!
A very depressed individual who spends their time listening to master edgelords like Nine Inch Nails, The Cure, Morissey, and Danzig. Favorite movie is the Crow.
Usually wears black, wears the Crow like makeup, sighs constantly, loves the feeling of sharp objects caressing their skin
Some depressed guy: I am a Gothic Dark Lord! Bow down to me and command unto my will! Robert Smith is daddy for dayz!
Some kid: Mommy what's wrong with that man?
Mother: Just some depressed emo kid, son. Don't make eye contact.