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Issac u ugly fucking dip shit
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when you put fundip candy in a girls vagina and have sex with her then she blows then you make out so you can taste the fundip
taylor and val performed the sexual act called fun dip supreme last night
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Male slang for sexual intercourse, where "wick" (as in candle-wick) is symbolic for penis, and "dipped" or "dip" symbolizes the in-and-out motion of sexual intercourse.
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example of wick dipped, get my:
Anxious Sergeant, holding phone: "I have to tell him where the Captain is. Where's the Captain?"
Corporal: "The Captain's getting his wick dipped."
Sergeant, on phone: "Sir, the Captain is getting his wick dipped."
(slight paraphrase from movie THREE KINGS.)
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What you say when you couldn't care less about the person talking, or if they are just so goddamn stupid they should screw a goat at a zoo. No comeback has ever been invented to combat this insult.
Teacher: Remember, Pythagoras' theorum is c2=a2+b2
Student: Pythagoras has an ass in his books!
Teacher: WHAT WAS THAT?
Student: Fuck you goddamn dip shit pussy bitch!!!
Teacher: ...
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During intercourse, you stick your index finger in your butthole, and then stick in your partners butthole and then you shove it into your partners mouth.
1. Oh, my god! I cant Steve gave me a San Diego Double Dip, it didnt taste like I thought it would.
2. The San Diego Double Dip has nothing to do with food.
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Pile driving someone in the ass upside down against the wall
Oh man, Jerry gave me such a rough ass dip wall grind last night in kids bedroom.
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While your tramp rides you like a mechanical bull, insert your thumb into her poop chute (be sure to get your thumb nice and gooey), then stick your brown thumb into her mouth, and slip it under her tongue so she can get the full robust taste of the Juanita "special" bean dip.
I gave her the special taste of "the Juanita Special Bean Dip" last night, She loved the full flavour.
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