Pat Eats Burber

The Absolute Chick Magnet Of The 21st Century.

"Pat Eats Burber: Hey Ladies"

"Every Female Ever: OMG IT'S PAT! HAVE MY BABIES"

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duck eating cunt

A phase used to describe someone of Again desecent that is annoying/agrevating.

Fuck you Charlie, you duck eating cunt

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I Eat Lasagna

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Caught Eating Beans

Adj. 1.)This word describes a negative action in which one has done the unthinkable, unbelievable, and in public. This usually starts off small, such as putting on the wrong shoes, or having a stain on your shirt. However, the absolute boiling point is when one tries to use the urinal as a toilet, and gets called out for it.
2.)This could also be used in a more literal way, such as eating a can of beans in an inappropriate place. This definition is more of a misdemeanor, but will be met harshly by one's peers and friends.

Ex.1) Govna Quentin: Oi bruv, 'ows this possible?! This isn't the right book I need to turn in!

Library Bloke: Looks like ya just got caught Eating Beans!

Ex.2) Movie Bloke: Oops...*Can of open beans falls on shirt*

Movie Goer: Bruh, are you really eating beans?

Movie Bloke: Yeet

Movie Goer: Why you Eating Beans while we're watching Cars 2, niBBa? Hey everyone, this nigga eatin' Beans!!

Literally everyone: lololololololo

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Eat Shit and Die

(v) FAA terminology for crashing into the ground. Often shortened to "Eat Shit."

KiloCharlie1: Yeah, that 737 just ate shit. I dont know if you wanted to stall out on "flight test for NASA".
Callsign "Ethan" in a 737: Yeah, I just crashed.
KC1: You mean Eat Shit and Die?

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eat my butter

you smell like maple syrup
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can you eat my butter? i bought it yesterday. I made pancakes but it’s best to eat the butter raw

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Japanese bird eating

When your making out with a girl then you throw up in her mouth

Girl: I don't feel to good.
Guy: Let's try Japanese bird eating

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