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Someone who posts such bad/ridiculous things on facebook you, it litreally maes you feel like you got cancer!
Oh look at what he posted again! Miha Fink is such a facebook cancer!
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Posting a status update to FB from your phone without knowing it.
My wife was walking around the mall, and she was Butt Facebooking status updates.
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Someone who sits on facebook all day and polices comments/pictures/status but has nothing to do with it.
Just bought my car today
*TMI
has nothing to do with the person or more importantly the status, but feels like they need to make a comment - that's a facebook cop !
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Facebook or GTFO!
–verb (used without object)
1. Abbr. FBORGTFO.
()GTFO: An internet acronym short for "get the fuck out".
A)The common practice to unintentionally or intentionally lead someone of the opposite or same sex into believing you wish to engage in intercourse- resulting in requesting their Facebook name for the mere purpose of articulating attention for future usage.
B)Basically; you don't care about having intercourse with someone of the opposite or same sex because you get enough attention to satisfy your needs. But because you like the attention the person you just met is giving you, you don't want to seem shallow by just leaving- so you ask for their Facebook name and continue to talk and flirt online. Which could than result in scheduling future dates.
C) You meet someone for the first time and after sufficient flirting, you want their Facebook name so you can leave and mingle with other people.
Note: A common defensive practice against Skanks, Sluts and Bitches Hoes.
Facebook or GTFO:
*Male sees attractive female at bar*
Attractive Male: Hey, Can I ask your Name?
Attractive Female: Hey yeah, its ______
*Male & Female engage in small talk which involves flirting*
*At some point Male feels he's spending to much time with just one person and wants to mingle with other people*
Attractive Male: I have to get going, may I add you to facebook?
Attractive Female: Yeah sure!
*Female gives First and Last name*
Attractive Male: Hey thanks, I'll see you soon
*Male leaves to find other girls to talk to*
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When someone updates their facebook status, only to get people to comment and "like it." Commenly updated with witty song lyrics, or generic statements like, "Boys suck!"
Wow, this is the tenth time she's updated her facebook status with song lyrics, she's facebook trolling.
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A visible female's nipple/s on an uploaded Facebook picture.
"Dude! Come look! This chick's nipple is showing!"
"Wow, that's some good facebook nipple"
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Yet another pointless addition to the popular Facebook internet application.
Said chat enables anyone logged into Facebook to chat with other friends who are also logged in.
This chat feature is pretty much a waste of time and money due to the fact that most of the users who are on Facebook at the time, are likely on MSN as well. So really, it just allows creepy people to stalk you more efficiently.
Wow! Facebook Chat is rad, but why do all of these creepy guys keep telling me they have a 12 inch pianist?
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