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Fat Jackets aka Craig Armour
Once seen appearing on a billboard...
Presenting to you Craig "Fat Jackets" Armour
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A fat ass, typically referred to as Miguel De La Cruz, is a lazy fuck who loves sitting his ass down all day playing Rainbow Six Siege while yelling "HOW DID I NOT KILL HIM!?!?!? I SHOT HIM IN THE HEAD!!!!" with the sound of their keyboard being smashed in the background. Furthermore, when asked, fat ass will reject going out to hang with friends. What fat ass's friends don't know is that it's not that he doesn't want to go, it's just his musty ass is stuck in his chair from playing too much video games and he doesn't want to call the fire department to get it out. As usual, fat ass doesn't really have any real friends. All his "friends" are only there to get closer to fucking his sister.
Hey Fat Ass, want to come to the Americana tonight?
Bro, I'm Miguel De La Cruz, you should already know the answer to that one.
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a term used to describe not seeing someone for 3 months. As seen in new york state when someone is in possession of 25 g to 2 oz of marijuana, they are sentenced to three months in jail. Typically occuring so often, it feels more like a fat second rather than the three months.
"Yo I haven't seen you in a long time, where have you been?"
"It hasn't been that long. I got caught riding dirty with 2 oz. and got put away for like a fat second."
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an overweight or obese and mentally handicapped person.
look at jake over there eating all those donuts like a fat tard
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Cinder, the fat little bitch
Damn do you even lift bro? You starting to look fucking fat
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