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When you go get a massage and the person who's giving you the message ends up fucking you.
A person who fucks you instead of giving you a massage also known as a happy ending massage.
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Similar to a run of the mill happy ending, except feet are used instead of hands. The client is brought to orgasm via feet manipulation.
I went to the Kogi truck and they had Korean happy endings on the menu yo! She used her feet on me and in less then 2 minutes my eyes were tucked behind my head.
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A variation on the Angry Pirate, where instead of a shin kicking ending, the lady simply ducks to the side at a timely moment to enable her "parrot" - or shoulder - to take the brunt of the exchange, at which point she must squawk "pieces of eight" and smile as you would if you had a beak
I was totally going to give her an Angry Pirate but the bitch ducked, so I gave her a Happy Parrot instead.
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Son of Memphis and Norma, little sweet penguin Mumble has a big problem: he can't sing a single note. In a world where everyone needs a heart song to attract a soul mate, Mumble feels he doesn't belong there. Our hero Mumble is the worst singer in the world, but he can tap dance brilliantly.
Person 1 : the best video of all time?
Person 2 : Happy feet
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Like Happy slap ( the act of randomly slapping someone you don't know when they don't expect it) But in photo form. Where you go up to someone you dont know and take a picture of them really really close up.
Friend 1 browsing through friend 2's camera "why are there like, 4 pibtures of bits of people we weren't out withs faces?"
Friend 2 "haha i just walked up behind some people and happy snapped them!"
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When a tranny and a tranny get into bed together and mash the improper parts together to create a 'happy train' The name comes due to the train aspect of people being pleasured with one tranny being pleasured (likely from behind) by another tranny.
Marcy walked into a room so see her sex changed son on a happy train with her transgendered boyfriend.
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1) A way of thinking. A most meaningfull axiom. A terrible- to-behold source of epiphany that makes everyone who hears, or sees, or otherwise perceives it think that they have not fully understood their social, physical and > environments.
2) The best way of saying "Happy New Year" to someone who a friend or dating service has recommended to you, but you, a person who has no usefull social skills, can not develop an organized conversation or teach them anything or impression yourself in any other way. Use it.
3) A way to write "happy new year" spread across the public domain by total idiots who do not realize the importance of never mentioning intoxication and other alcohol references to recovering problem drinkers.
I wrote once on a group mail (I do not think that it was on New Years Eve) 'Happy *Nupe* Year!'.
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