High School

An institution that tries to prepare young adults for the real world just a little bit, but most often results in bitching and moaning. It is only after completion (or failure) of High School that students realize how easy and relaxed they had it.

Person A :"Damn dude, I can't go to the bar - I just payed rent, electric, heat, internet, and filled up my POS car with gas - I got like 5 bucks in my account."

Person B :"I hear you man, my wife is on my case, I'm gaining weight like a panda, and none of my money makes me happy"

Person A: "Remember High School?"

Person B: "Lol, yeah. Wish I had it that easy now!"

Person A: "Hell yeah..."

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high definition

Viewing multi-media while lifted.

Dude, That 70's Show is sooooo much funnier in high definition.

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High key

When a friend or anyone says/thinks anything is terrible or bad, but it’s lowkey nice to a select amount of people who have an acquired taste for specific things. (i.e. clothes, music, art, food, news, etc.)

Normally these things are considered to be “different” or unconventional to a specific type of person. Or maybe it’s actually shit and you have just really fucking terrible interests🤣

But the moral of the story is we all can like whatever we want! If we all enjoyed the same exact things; society and people would be lame as hell rs lol

You: This Chief Keef track is heat!

Erica: Are you kidding dude? This song is trash 😂😂

You: Morgan Tracy by Chief Keef is high key a good ass song, why you sleeping on this?

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high roller

straight up nigga. spend all you cash on cars and women and bling, but ya still be on da streets, ya heard? get some booty now yall. dougthebitch

hey you high roller have you heard bout ma barbeque?
no
DEN WHY YALL UP IN MA GRILL?

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High Butt

When your so high and have no words to explain yourself. You just call yourself high-butt.

High-Butt #1: Dude, I'm frickin high butt.
High-Butt #2: Butt butt.
High-Butt #1: Frick!

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saratoga high

A high school where every single kid is a spoiled rich bitch who doesn't work a day in their life but thinks he/she is the absolute shit. Every single one is believing that they are the best.

Wow he's a pussy.

I bet he goes to Saratoga High

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concerta high

when u pop,snort,or smoke concerta and after it kicks in u get really happy and laugh alot and say alot of bull-shit. ITS SO FUKIN FUN!!!!

bith-face: dude, whys he laughing so much.
cock-head: dude hes just got a concerta high.
bitchface:shweet, give me some.

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