The condition that a human fly suffers from.
Damn, you'd think she'd leave me alone after I rejected her 10 years ago.
Maybe she has human fly disease?
Dylan is the equivalent of a human participation trophy
When your grandma give you a rimjob through the cotton of your underwear.
Michael’s grandmother tongues his anus through his tidy whities, giving him a human centicootie.
A human sock is a person (usually female) who's only redeeming quality is being proficient at sexual intercourse, or is very willing to participate. Can also be used for a Nymphomaniac. Refers to the act of masturbating into a sock to avoid stains on upholstery/textiles.
"What about Sarah, is she DTF?"
"Well yes, but don't ask anything else of her. She's a human sock.
its when a human centipede is rizzing up a person
omg The Human Rizzapede just tried to hit on me
that one friend or person that knows an awful lot about different penis shapes, sizes and colors, despite seeing very few in person.
"damn, bro is a whole human dickipedia"
A human second, exactly one second.
That image was funny, for about a human second.